Our lovely for the ladies of Argentina is hardly a secret, but watching Sofi in action makes us want to proclaim it from the rooftops, or maybe even start a cable access show (or a podcast!) all about Argentinian charms.

You might think we're being a little crazy, or even—gasp!—extreme; but we think you just haven't spent enough time enjoying the pleasures of Argentina. And friend, we intend to fix that.

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