Sure, Tiffany Tyler may have her shortcomings as a secretary, but she more than makes up for them with her dedication and, ahem, non-traditional talents. Her oral skills alone are worth whatever they're paying her.

And seriously: when was the last time you actually needed a secretary to transfer a call? Like, never, right? Better to bring in the girl who knows how to give (and receive) downtown and let the calls fall where they may...not that we've ever, uh, run an office or anything. But we're sure that's how it all works.

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