We've heard, from people who know about these things, that the World Cup is kind of a big deal. Apparently it's such a big deal that British girls start the naked rioting a whole year before the event.

And to think, we thought that was something you saved until after your team won (or lost)—or at least until you were three or four beers into the game. Well, you learn something new every day, right?

· England's Female Fans Go Topless! (zootoday.com)

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