Jules Jordan Video Rolls Out Amazing Back To School Special With "Slut Puppies 3"

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If there's a better way to return from a long and satisfying holiday vacation weekend than by finding a special teen treat from the master himself, Jules Jordan...we don't wanna know what it is.

Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!