Months ago, we heard a rumor that Alanis Morissette had shot a nude sceen for "Weeds." You might say it got us excited (you could definitely say it got us to subscribe to Showtime).

Well, last night we finally saw the scene in question. Technically, it is a topless scene, in that Alanis does not having any clothing covering her body; but in spirit, it's not: there's an arm covering her goods the entire time!

On the plus side, though, at least we get some sideboob action while she's lying on her stomach. It's not quite what we were hoping for...but it'll have to do.

· "Weeds" (sho.com)

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