Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have united to form the XXX-Men, a team of naked crimefighting mutants top pornstars who perform naked dances for the ladies. (Only the ladies—so back off, O'Brien.)

Apparently, this is the first and only all male pornstar revue (which is a little sad, if you think about it). We're not sure why it took so long to get these men out on stage, shaking their tailfeathers...but for all the ladies who swoon over these boys' big muscles (the ones in their chests, you perv), this one's (finally) for you.

· The XXX-Men (thexxx-men.com)

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