As you read this, your beloved editrix is on a plane bound for the West Coast, where she'll be spending the rest of the week knocking back champagne cocktails with countless Crush Objects (try not to get too jealous).

So yes, you'll be hearing a little less from me this week, and a little more from everyone else (including Official Fleshbot Fill-In Auryn). But keep an eye out for special Porn Valley reports—including a behind the scenes look at the goings on at Belladonna Entertainment!

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