Stoya & Riley Steele Effortlessly Dominate "Jack's Teen America 23"

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If we knew nothing else about Jack's Teen America, the fact that the 23rd "mission" stars Digital Playground contract beauties Stoya and Riley Steele would be enough to get ourselves worked up into a frothy lather over.

Are there enough words in the English language to describe how we feel about Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya? Shouldn't there be at least as many as the Eskimos have for the snow her skin so closely resembles? Watching her take yet another amazing fucking from Scott Nails, we suddenly understand the Derrida's frustration with the failure of language to properly signify, how it merely points towards other meaningless signifiers, abandoning or contradicting you when you need it most.

In similar fashion, seeing pint sized pixie princess Riley Steele take the full girth of Eric Everhard's cock hammer leaves us speechless. What proper faculties can be brought to bear that would enable us to understand how something so fine can exist —much less take professional grade drilling at the hands of seasoned cocksmen? Beauty this ineffable carries with it an unmistakable spellbinding quality and both these ladies, more often than not, end up leaving us absolutely mesmerized with the slightest performance.

Which isn't to suggest that there is anything to scoff at when it comes to Emy Reyes, Angelina Valentine, and Ariel Summers, their co-stars. Each delightful darling helps to temper our piqued arousal with varying shades of sensual carnality. Emy certainly looks adorable enough as she laps up hot, spurting man cream with coquettish abandon.

"Jack's Teen America 23" comes out this week. We are certain when you see the sneak gallery they provided us you will immediately want to know more.