Whitney Houston made a promise to us with her "How Will I Know?" video: Some day this wholesomeness will be coupled with images of spread labia to create a fantasy character for the late oughts. That creature is Misty Stone.

Yes, we've said the same thing about everyone from Joanna Angel to Dana DeArmond to Stoya to Sasha Grey - and it might very well be someone else next week - but have you ever seen such a pretty face?

We first met Stone on the set of "Not the Cosbys XXX" last year. Her masturbation scene as Denise sent us to a different world. Today she was on the set of "Not Saved By the Bell XXX" playing the hard-loving teacher of Screech et al. Can a porn parody hope to capture her Girl Next Door (with Spread Labia) Adorableness?

The L.A.-born, 420-friendly Stone is only 22. How will we know if she's thinking of us?

· Misty Stone (mistystone.info)

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