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Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That's why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this "X-Files" parody.
Starring Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully and the dreamy Anthony Rosano as Mulder (with the magically delicious Ashlynn Brooke going back to her dark roots temporarily to play a demoness), "The X-Files: A Dark Parody" was conceived as an actual "X Files" episode but with sex, taking place in the time in the series when Gillian Anderson's Scully became pregnant and fans wondered if she'd been Muldered and Californicated.
Why does this excite us? Because this is geeky fan fiction with a porn twist just as much as it is a marketing ploy.
And like the Sam and Diane of the FBI, people wanted Mulder and Scully to get their X on. The two characters get together in the movie's climactic scene - and it's not a dream sequence.
One thing that is the stuff of fantasy is Ashlynn Brooke's rack.
"She has the best fake boobs I have ever seen," said Kane.
"The X Files: A Dark Parody" will be released in September.
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
