Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.

As per usual, we've secured a copy of the porno cast list, and have compared the originals to their doppelgangers to see how everyone stacks up. Your thoughts?

Zack: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
XXX Zack: Scott Stone

Kelly: Tiffani Thiessen
XXX Kelly: Ashlyn Rae

Jessie: Elizabeth Berkley
XXX Jessie: Missy Stone

Lisa: Lark Voorhies
XXX Lisa: Misty Stone

Slater: Mario Lopez
XXX Slater: Mikey Butders

Screech: Dustin Diamond
XXX Screech: Ralph Long

Mr. Belding: Dennis Haskins
XXX Mr. Belding: Eric John

Requisite additional female characters:

Jennifer: Ally Ann

Cheerleader: Nicole Ray

Nerdy Girl: April O'Neal

We, for one, are sad to see that Evan Stone did not make the cut. We're not sure what he would have played, but we would have loved to see a Scott-Missy-Misty-Evan Stone quadfecta (or would that make the earth explode?).

· This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX Cast List (hustlerworld.com)

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