If a pretty girl is like a melody, then what's a pretty girl giving a blowjob like? A concerto? A love song? The greatest power ballad ever? What say you?

We're leaning towards "the greatest power ballad ever," but we'll accept pretty much any answer—so long as it's not "a cheesey porno soundtrack." We know that's technically "sex music," but we wouldn't want to debase so beautiful an act with music so bad.

· La Chupa pija y se traga todo / It she absorbs cock and swal (xtube.com)

Send an email to Lux Alptraum, the author of this post, at .