"Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories" Starts With Lindsay Lohan

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We're not sure whose idea it was to go after starlets by blessing them with their own sex parodies, but it's pretty goddamn brilliant if you ask us. This is going to be good.

Perennial parody machine Hustler seems like the perfect place to put out a series called "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Storie"-- and Lindsay Lohan's public image, the precocious spoiled child actress turned luscious bisexually adventurous wild child, makes her the perfect target to launch this hilarious series. Sorry Paris, but lovely little Lilo was the first in your crew to publicly go gay. Don't worry, though--we're certain that your very own volume (and seven sparkling sequels) can't be far behind.

Scarlett Fay, Nicole Ray, Sadie Swede, Dylan Ryan, Rocco Reed, and Eden Adams help flesh out the hilarity of well known popular news gossip items from the last few years along with unsubstantiated rumors. Everything from the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot to her fleeting friendship with Paris to her whirlwind lesbian romance with DJ Samantha Ronson gets covered here--in full detail and then some. The Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy, even makes a special surprise celebrity groping appearance.

It's been a while since we've seen Jimmy D, the director behind the series, in action, but we're glad to know he's still in the mix. Not only is he a capable (albeit low key) director, he's also one of the best cameramen working in the industry. (And--fun fact!--he was also one of the first people to ever blog about the adult entertainment industry from inside the business.) We wish him a productive and happy run with this series.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan" comes out soon. Sit back, check the gallery, and watch the lawsuits fly!