Well, If You Insist: "Undress Me"

By Gram Ponante, 11:30 AM on Mon Jul 27 2009, 15,608 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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We're all professionals here. But just for a second imagine that the person making her living on that stripper pole actually wanted to fuck you. I know it sounds crazy, but that's the premise of "Undress Me."

What makes this movie special is its choice of cast. Faye Reagan, Sochee Mala, Ryder Skye, Jada Fire, and the exquisite Sunny Leone all grind on and off a privately-installed stripper pole for ten minutes or so and then uncoil themselves--still perfectly made up and coiffed--to fuck some Porn Valley stand-in of you.

As we are currently in the slow season of porn production, you can take further delight in the fact that this movie was made one year ago this weekend, so it will be like you're drooling into a veritable time capsule.

So much has happened to these five women in the past twelve months! Some are fucking other men! Some are retired! But at least one is still Jada Fire, thank God.

And does Faye Reagan still follow the instructions on her panties? All we can do is hope.