"Hello Titty 5": The Dirtypillow Book

By Gram Ponante, 11:30 AM on Fri Jul 24 2009, 10,747 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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It is hard to reconcile the traditional images we have of Asian pornstresses - demure, coy, bowing - with these blowsy barmaids with hearts of gold. But if we cannot accept change we're bound to be swept away by it.

The first image, that of cover model Haruka Aoyama, seems to straddle the fence best. There she is with breasts for everyone - even her ancestors - to see, but she still mitigates the frankness by wearing stockings and putting her finger in her mouth. All those mixed messages! Throw in the word "straddle" and there's no jury in the world that would convict you.