Jayden James's Asshole Sparkles In "This Butt's 4 U 5"

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It's no real secret that Canadian wunderporno creator Eric Everhard loves anal sex. Or, for that matter, that he will share this love with the world for a modest sum.

So when we heard that he was releasing a fifth volume of "This Butt's 4 U," his amazing Jules Jordan anal series (albeit still bearing the brunt of the same antediluvian title), we were far from surprised. It's not like we thought he was going to resurrect smut's failed experiment with Nietzsche porn, right? Given his particular talent, endowed by his creator, labeling him a life support system for a cock is both a compliment and a benediction. We're hard pressed to believe he's losing sleep over it.

Everhard blends a nice mix of stretchy young Euro sphincter with all-American ripe and ready rectum this time around, letting the ladies' elastic puckers do the most of the trash talking. With a cast that includes Kirra Lynne, Chayse Evans, Memphis Monroe, Jayden Jaymes, Aletta Ocean, and Kylee Strutt...this is quite the release.

The results are on par with everything we've come to expect from Everhard. Memphis Monroe looks particularly stunning with a hard tool crammed all the way up her dirtbox and Aletta Ocean was born to go in through the out door. In the end it's Jayden James that steals the show. Girls that beautiful are rarely so filthy.

"This Butt's 4 U 5: drops this week. Don't ever say America hasn't been good to you, Mister Everhard.