A Warning Label On "Naughty Nanny #2" Would Be Nice

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Smash Pictures explores what is unquestionably one of the strongest sexual archetypes known to mankind in the second volume of their "Naughty Nanny" series, directed by Kevin Moore.

Coming in only behind Cheerleaders, Nurses, Psychiatrists, Lunch Ladies, Flight Attendants, Bikini Models, Strippers, Escorts, Used Car Saleswomen, Postal Service Workers, News Reporters, Waitresses, Sword Swallowers, Circus Performers and Rap Music Video Vixens, Nannies represent a seriously prurient vocation ripe with sexual innuendo and possibility. In one sense, they remind us of legal teen babysitters, but better, since they live with you and constantly seem to be wandering around with their breasts hanging out of their tiny little tops, their skin tight panties clinging seductively to their round, bubbled asses. Who could blame us for wanting to dip into the cookie jar?

Andi Anderson, Britteny O'Connell, Jenna Haze, Kiara Diane, and Nicole Ray seem like they have what it takes to watch over the kids while their parents are away. That is, until closer inspection reveals them for what they really are: ravenous cock sluts intent on demolishing marriages in the pursuit of cheap (but oh so satisfying) thrills. Truth be told, these ladies seem to have little to no desire to watch after kids--and all the desire in the world to practice making them. There's less vetting involved in this hiring process than the GOP put into find a running mate for McCain last year.

Now that we think of it, there really ought to be a better way to select candidates to watch your children, or at the least a grading system from one to ten on the potential home wrecker scale. Seeing as how they put labels on everything from hot coffee to ladders these days, it only stands to reason that they give these girls some kind of rating. Jenna Haze definitely needs a warning label. Just looking at her posing naked with her sweet ass up in the air--it's enough to cause increased heart rate, sweating, chills, raging erections, and irrational behavior (and that's before the little minx starts taking miles of pipe up her every tiny pliable hole).

And don't get us started on Kiara Diane, who literally is one of the best looking women we have ever seen in porn--at least since Stoya. The haunting beauty possesses an equally supernatural ability to take cock in her tight pink juicy hole that leaves us at rigid attention. We keep telling you all to expect great things from Kiara. So far she has yet to disappoint us.

"Naughty Nanny #2" releases from Kevin Moore and Smash Pictures this week. Use at your own risk. Oh, and seriously, don't even think of trying to hire Andi Anderson to watch your kids.