"Donkey Booty": Not To Be Confused With "Don Quixote"

Boy, I'll never make that mistake again. But it got me to wondering: why would a woman appreciate having her ass be compared to a sterile odd-toed ungulate? I needed to watch the movie to define the term in context.

But it didn't happen. Apparently a donkey booty is a big one that you oil and then stick your face in. It could possibly be related to a badonkadonk, upon which the same processes are performed, but I just don't know.

One day porn movies will be delivered to me with a glossary, but the dire times prevent such extravagances.

I'll bust out "Nice donkey booty" on someone tonight and will let you know what happens.