The last time we ate potato chips, we were not bombarded with images of scantily clad women in various alluring arrangements. Maybe we should switch from Lays to Ruffles? Lord knows we don't see enough boobs already.

· It's Amazing What Ruffles Can Do For Your Imagination (adgabber.com)

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