"Pornstar POV" Takes You One Step Further Inside Ultimate Fantasy

By DCypher, 4:00 PM on Mon Jul 6 2009, 36,781 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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What man doesn't fantasize about having sex with the world's most beautiful pornstars...and getting paid for it? Boring men. Men with no imagination. Not us: real men love porn stars and POV.

Point of view. It's brilliant. You simply hire the girls you have always wanted to fuck, hold the camera while you nail them, and capture the whole thing for future generations to witness.

That's exactly what Kevin Moore has done. He shoots himself fucking hot chicks like Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Brianna Love, Mariah Milano, and Priva, drilling them deep in every position he can think up before unloading down their young pink throats, then passes the bill along to you. Can you believe the nerve of this guy? It's enough to drive us insane!

Luckily, he gets really good footage, allowing us to seamlessly transitions in our minds into the role he is actually playing, and pretend for just one moment that it is indeed us getting the love and not some guy we don't know.

Watching the succulent little Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle worship our throbbing cock is pure poetry. The only thing better or more real would be the actual thing, which is saying a lot if you think about it statistically. We could pseudoscrew these tight little delights in our minds all day long--we should know, because we already do. Kevin just provided us with new angles we hadn't thought of yet.

"Pornstar POV" releases this month from Doghouse. Check out the Monday morning gallery we hooked up for you. There's just one question left: why did it take so long for people to come up with this concept?