Let's face it: your chances of going on a date with two-time World's Hottest Woman Megan Fox are slim. But with a little imagination, and clever manipulation of the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard, you can pull together a convincing facsimile.

Granted, the Megan Fox you cobble together from a few photos and soundbites won't be quite the best conversationalist (in fact, she might sound a bit robotic), and you'll have to squint a bit to really convince yourself it's her...but when you hear Megan tell you that, "You better come here for some snuggle time"...it'll all be worth it.

· The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard (coedmagazine.com)

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