As you may be aware, yesterday was Canada Day. Tomorrow, as it happens, is July 4 (Observed), which segues nicely into July 4 proper. So basically, this entire week has been dedicated to celebrating what makes our continent great.

Obviously, one of the most important things about these countries is the freedom that they offer. Why's that, you ask? Well, because freedom leads to great sex (it's scientifically proven!). Don't believe us? Tune into the action between free and happy Paulina and Derrick. If that's not enough to get you singing "America the Beautiful" (or "Oh Canada," if you prefer), well, we don't know what is.

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