We regret to inform you that Rio Valentine's first Digital Playground feature is not, in fact, titled "Rio Valentine: Dancing on the Sand." It is, however, titled "Whore It Up," which in retrospect is probably a much better title.

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· Image of Rio Valentine courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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