Follow us, if you will, back to a different era: a time when bosses could seduce their secretaries via clever use of aphrodisiac powders...and John Holmes was around to narrate and offer insight on the action. Oh, those were the days.

Granted, we can live without John's head popping up to narrate our more intimate moments...but we wouldn't mind getting our hands on some of that surefire sex powder. It could certainly come in handy sometimes...we'll leave the when and where to your imagination.

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