You and I are a million of those people who believe that Satine Phoenix can do anything (and want her to). Today, however, we celebrate Satine for what she can't do - fit the entire thing into her mouth.

Fetishy, submissive heartbreaker Satine Phoenix makes an oral attempt on Shane Diesel in "Too Big for My Mouth" and, contrary to what the title explicitly promises, succeeds.

In fact, it's not even a concern.

Contrast that with this ubiquitous Burger King ad. What does this ad say to me? Blowjob Failure. And Blowjob failure inevitably sends me to Carl's Jr.

But because she is a classy, classy lady, I would take Satine Phoenix to In-n-Out.

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