You Must Be At Least This Slutty 2 Ride Shane Diesel

By DCypher, 4:00 PM on Fri Jun 26 2009, 41,047 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Amber Sky, Petra Davis, Bailey Brooks, Kaci Starr, and Katie Angel risk sexual trauma only vaginaplasty could repair for cheap thrills on the legendary cock of Shane Diesel in Digital Sin's "I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19."

While we're sure it beats working as a hostess at Tony Roma's or babysitting, we're not sure these little ladies have thought through the consequences of their actions. Clearly, Shane is too big for a legal teen girl's snatch. He should be plowing experienced MILF's with that thing, or maybe Octomom, or Paris Hilton on a coke binge.

What we are getting at is that Shane Diesel is not "starter cock." No. He should come with a warning, the way hot coffee does, or a ladder at Walmart or those annoying signs at amusement parks. "You must be at least this slutty to ride Shane Diesel"--that might work.

Still you would never know these girls recently traded in their amateur status, given the way they take to the monster meat. There they go, cramming it enthusiastically into their tiny mouths and all the way up their drooling pink juice boxes. They waste no time, believe that, riding away until their eyes look like they will pop out of their little heads and they squirt hot nectar all over, marinating Shane's dusky balls. Come on, Shane. You know damn well no mortal man will ever please them like that again for the rest of their lives. You're condemning these blossoming young sexpots to a life of yearning for what they can never recreate.

Let's just hope their future husbands never see this movie. The rest of us, well, it's Friday, so, we're going to enjoy the foibles of their reckless youth.

"I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19" comes out this week. Go crazy. No, literally. Go. Crazy.