We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke.

The goons of Something Awful have dug up bits and pieces of "Super Hornio Brothers," starring good ol' Ron as Squeegie, a computer programmer who gets (get this) sucked into his computer. We'd tell you more...but it's best you just watch it for yourself.

Now if someone could dig us up one of the sex scenes from this gem, well, then we'd really be in business.

· Super Hornio Brothers 1 Recap (youtube.com, via buzzfeed.com)

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