Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter

Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9."

American Gokkun 9

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Amy Starz, Kylee Lovit

Review by: Gram Ponante

What can you say about a movie about twenty men jerking off and trying to bounce their semen off a woman's face and into a cup, from which she then drinks, that "Terms of Endearment," "Cocoon," and "Ordinary People" haven't already said?

As opposed to a gangbang or that other Japanese export, the bukkake, gokkun involves the oral ingestion of the fruits of the objects attractiveness.

This movie isn't as horrifying as you might think. Like most of Jim Powers' films involving lots of dudes and one woman (or even lots of women), the behind the scenes footage is vastly superior to the stated intent of the movie, and features just as much nudity and chaos.

For example, 19-year-old Amy Starz is so drunk on semen (and God knows what else she ingested), that Powers chooses to follow her as she totters from the spermodome to the production managers' office, where she asks for and is refused her car keys. Lives were saved in Porn Valley that night. The tracking shot is as iconic as any in "Goodfellas" or any Clinton campaign stop.

And when a masturbating mope actually topples over onto Kylee Luvit, the one thing we hear Powers shouting off camera is "Save the cup!"

I'd say "good times" here but my soul is crying.