Youth Splendidly Unwasted In 8th Release of Ironically Labeled Mark Wood Series

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Growing up being labeled "wasted youth" used to be cool. These days it just means a smoking hot babe going unscrewed. In the sixties and seventies, we didn't have a term for this because, well, we didn't need one.

We knew better than to waste the good stuff. Plus, we were, you know, pretty loaded--and we didn't have Skinemax.

Director Mark Wood remembers those glorious days before the 80's came along, bringing with it such tragedies as crack rock and AIDS and Newt Gingrich, ruining the fuck out of everything. Mark hasn't stopped trying to correct all that's gone wrong since. We promise you that. He just keeps the beautiful smutty smut rolling out over at Red Light District like it's the summer of '69.

And today he drops his 8th installment of "Wasted Youth," featuring smoldering, morally unfettered beauties Tenaya, Misty Rivers, Megan Moore, Mindy Linn, Natalia Ross, and Sunset Diamond.

Mark understands the situation and the dire emotional consequences that go along with leaving these stunners totally untouched. Just like us, he sees these unbelievably hot girls, so young, so fresh, so very very tight, going to waste with the same terrible disgust and angst a Republican feels when they see acres of beautiful unspoiled rainforest not being clear cut or purple mountains majesty not being strip mined. Somewhere Stephen Colbert is weeping thinking about it right this very moment.

"Wasted Youth Volume 8" comes out today. Check out our killer gallery--you'll totally grock it.