Dear Lily Allen: Please, don't ever change. Your nip slips, boob slips, ass flashes, topless sunbathing, and, of course, seethrough tops are what give us hope for a better tomorrow. You are the one thing that keeps us going.

Okay, maybe we're exaggerating just a tad...but we'll say whatever it takes to get you to keep you from keeping covered up.

· Lily Allen See Through (taxidrivermovie.com)

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