Teens' Evil Designs Thwarted Through Couples' Superior Fucking Power

While some might consider the act of couples seducing legal teen trim as exploitative and ultimately corrupt, the good folks over at Pink Visual have elevated the hunt into an absolute art form worthy of recognition.

Blue Moon Productions presents their 12th volume of "radical couples therapy," featuring Devon Lee & Marcus, Jordan Kingsley & Tony De Sergio, Ethan Cage & Lexi Lamour, John West & Priscilla Sin, all engaged in running game.

Lindsay Kay, Cali Winters, Jessica Dalton, Scarlet Fay, and Maxine Tyler may seem like defenseless fuck bunnies, all wet and ripe and gullible and just waiting to be snatched up, rode hard, pulled all the way open, then left sore and satisfied--but don't judge a book by its cover. We know better. We've seen "Poison Ivy" (yeah, the original one with Drew Barrymore, back in the day.).

We know how these young seductresses are when they begin to realize the power of their blossoming sexuality, even though they've been on 50 first dates and never been kissed. We know how these bad girls will use it to ruthlessly get what they want just for sport, like an evil doppleganger, even if it means tearing apart the sanctity of marriage--just like the Amy Fischer story. They just want to know what happens. Just like Donnie Darko, they want to destroy the world.

It may be just wishful thinking on their part, knowing that the best men are family guys, and wanting to live happily ever after so bad they could just scream. They just keep hoping, more fascinated than Curious George, until it all reaches a fever pitch--far from home in a conspiracy of love with no place to hide until the world seems like nothing more than one big grey garden.

Luckily all of these couples have the strength, communication skills, and sheer staying power to drill these young fire starters into utter mind bending satisfaction, despite their irreconcilable differences, making sweet music and lyrics to go along with them. Together they go the distance until everybody's fine. Sure beats riding around in cars with boys eating home fries, we can tell you that.

In the end, despite the strange circumstances and their altered states, they end up going together like E.T. And Charlie's Angels.

"Couples Seduce Teens 12" releases next week from Pink Visual. Check it out.