Back in school, we were alwasy good students: we paid attention in class, studied hard, and we never, ever needed any tutoring. Clearly, we were idiots.

Not that we really would have wanted to spend our afternoons getting relectured about math or science or English—but there's at least one subject where a little tutoring might have come in handy. The same subject, coincidentally, that Stephanie Cane needs a little help in. Oh, why didn't we ever seek out some special help in sex ed? Just thirty minutes a week could have dramatically changed our lives (and relieved quite a bit of stress, too).

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