(Not so) confidential to Cameron Diaz: if you go on national TV wearing a flouncy skirt, you might want to wear more than just a thong underneath. That way, when your skirt poufs up, no one will see your butt.

Then again, if this is the effect you were going for... well done, ma'am. Well done.

(To get a better look, see below for the extreme close up view.)

· Cameron Diaz Ass Flash on "The Tonight Show" (taxidrivermovie.com)

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