"Sport Fucking 5" Is Easy Breezy Fun

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In honor of the honest simplicity of "Sport Fucking 5," which releases today, we've prepared a summer haiku: Bees on flowers dance/a cool ocean breeze wafting/young lust opens wide.

Yes. sometimes it's all about the simple pleasures in life...like biting into a cool watermelon on a hot day and letting the sweet juice drip down our chins.

Jenaveve Jolie, Madelyn Marie, Shannon Silva, Heather Starlet, Sarah Vendella, and Charlie Lynn play the watermelon in this scenario, while Eric Everhard and his closest friends play the part of the hard, deep bite.

It's been a hot minute since we checked in with Eric Everhard. Still, it was no surprise to learn that he's just been fucking around in our absence...a lot.

Mr. Everhard drops his latest Jules Jordan release today--and we couldn't be happier for the simplicity. Check out the graphic and delightful gallery below.