We didn't really want to get up this morning. But because we love you, we steeled our nerves and dragged our tired old bodies out of bed. If only we'd had a hot girl nearby to give us, ahem, motivation.

Seriously, screw alarm clocks. Being spanked awake (and then fucked out of bed) is a far, far better way to start the day. And as far as we're concerned, nothing says "Good morning!" quite like a ride on a Sybian.

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