Leighton Meester Sex Tape Photos Reveal Shocking Truths

By Lux Alptraum, 10:30 AM on Mon Jun 22 2009, 86,129 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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More pictures from the (still alleged!) Leighton Meester sex tape have surfaced. From these additional photos, we've been able to determine a few things: firstly, it does in fact appear to be actually, factually Leighton Meester.

Secondly, unless we're really being held back on, it looks like the most boring sex tape ever (maybe even more boring than Kim Kardashian's). In fact, it doesn't even look like a sex tape at all: it looks like Leighton Meester showing off her tits and thong-clad ass for a webcam...just like every other Mac-owning teen in the world has done at some point or other.

Granted, Celeb-Hotline has made claims that the tape involves a footjob and "much more!"...but, uh, we'll believe it when we see it. (Does Celeb-Hotline even know what a footjob is, do you think?)