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In our second installment of porny summer drinks we've added a variation: What if the porn star is a garnish? Join us after the gap for more drinks of the Wicked Girls and something we're calling a Cuba Luna.
Witchy Chicago fetish hottie Morgana Moon gets all sweaty in what appears to be a rec room Dad never got around to finishing, probably because he discovered Internet porn like this.
Moon is driddled with Bacardi prior to being fucked (depriving us of an easy Captain Morgana joke) to the song stylings of the band Serpent Libertine
I cannot escape it
I am under your spell
And a day without you
IS MY PERSONAL HELL!
I stare at this tombstone
And I wonder why
How come everyone that i love
HAS TO DIE!
(Crybaby. Now I need a drink...)
But what about two-time pirate Evan Stone? Will his drink be a Captain and Coke?
"I like frozen margaritas," the dreamboat said, here seen explaining to Tommy Gunn that he, too, likes tequila - he just doesn't want to shoot it.
Salt?
"No salt," he said significantly.
As meaningful as this was, it was Alektra Blue and jessica drake - neither of whom is a redhead - who turned us on to Red-headed Sluts, which is Jagermeister and pomegranate juice on the rocks.
I would do anything drake suggested, so I tried one immediately. It knocked the capital letters out of me.
