Pornstars Duke It Out In Sin City's "Royal Rumble"

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June gloom getting you down? Are you itching for a fight? How about a "Royal Rumble"? Sin City's latest features a baker's dozen of piping fresh pornstars battling it out for porn supremacy.

Thomas Jefferson (who knew a thing or three about Royal Rumbles himself) once suggested that the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots...or something like that. Don't ask us for the exact quote. Just like you, we saw it in a Denzel Washington movie somewhere.

One of his lesser known maxims was about the porn tree, which must be watered daily with hot sex fluids from dueling pornstars. And that's where things get interesting.

Sin City took the Founding Father to task, releasing their "Royal Rumble" with plenty of time to spare for Independence Day, so you can plan out snatching up your very own copy. The new release showcases the hardest scenes from Tory Lane, Daisy Marie, Angelina, Candy, Tiffany, Carly, Veronica, Puma Swede, Trina Michaels, and delectable fuck puppet Audrey Hollander.

Check out the advanced sneak peek we scored just for you, then go out and pick yourselves up a copy. If you're like us, Tory Lane's perfect pucker will have you screaming out, "Give us anal sex or give us death!"

'Royal Rumble' streets next week from Sin City.