Bored of party games like Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Looking for something a little more adult to spice up your next party? Boy, have we got the game for you: Poke the Japanese Girl.

It's pretty simple, really. All you need is one Japanese girl (the nakeder, the better), one vibrator, and...well, you can't probably figure out the rest. And best of all, unlike Pin the Tail on the Donkey, everyone wins! (Well, actually, the person who makes the girl scream the loudest really wins...but everyone at least gets to feel like a winner.)

· Asian girl in uniform scream by a dildo (xtube.com)

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