We admit it: there were times when even we doubted that Sammy Braddy's breasts were real. They're just so...so big! And so perky! And so perfect! And altogether amazing, really. But now we see the truth.

Zoo Magazine—and Sammy herself—have confirmed that Sammy is, indeed, silicone-free. Anyone else feel like starting a religion in her honor?

· Sammy Braddy's Real Breast Fest! (zootoday.com)

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