Lord, hear our prayer: when we grow up, we want to be just like Tom Byron. Hanging out with beautiful ladies, getting them naked, sticking our face in their asses, enjoying some delicious sixty-nine action...sticking our face in their asses...

In fact, nice as the chance to have sex with maidens this fair would be, we'd totally be content with just sticking our face in their asses. Well, mostly. (The sex would be very nice, too. Are you listening up there?)

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