There's an old saying: love what you do, and you'll never work a day in your life. Someone must have impressed that upon Tia Tanaka at a very early age—because she's definitely doing something she loves.

Coincidentally, watching Tia Tanaka get her freak on happens to be what we love...and it's also what we get paid to do...so we guess we're not really "working," either. Isn't it wonderful when things work out for everyone like that?

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