We may have heard a rumor that young Kaylee Carver likes to frequent beaches...in the nude. Well, Kaylee—if its more than just a rumor, we know a great beach that'd love to having you come sun yourself.

(Or, at least, we know a great fire escape in Manhattan that we can totally equip with a hose for real beach-like waves!)

Just give us a call, you know, if you're interested.

· Front Hearts Kaylee Carver (frontarmy.co.uk)

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