Sure, we've heard a lot about how the new iPhone is going to be the best sex toy ever—but until the app store approves an equivalent to Dildroid, we're not buying it.

Not only is it an app that turns your phone into a multispeed vibrator—it's also an app with a downright adorable interface. Just look at this guy! He's like the Hello Kitty vibe of teledildonics!

· Dildroid (mobidroid.com, via slashdong.org)

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