Nikki Jayne, the church girl turned Vivid girl, turns twenty-four today. As we reflect upon her contributions to the pornosphere, we feel that we can easily say that we're very, very glad she gave up the church for something more fun.

Let's face it: we've been enthralled with Nikki since we met her at Porn Week 2007, and her year with Vivid has only served to heighten our affections. What would we have done if Nikki had stayed home in Manchester, worshiping every Sunday at her church? Frankly, we don't even want to think about it (it's just too ugly to imagine).

So Nikki, wherever you are, we hoping you're experiencing the levels of ecstasy that you yourself have inspired in man fans. Trust us: you've earned it.

· Nikki Jayne (nikkijayne.com)
· Thumbnail via Suze.net (suze.net, via Ask Jolene)

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