"Hey Kenny, how come we never see you at Applebee's anymore? You've been eating at Chili's? Dude, that place sucks—why are you eating there now? Applebee's is so much...wait, the waitresses let you do what?

"Well, uh, maybe we'll join you next time. Say, do they still have those Southwestern eggroll things?"

· Chili's Waitress Boned Doggystyle For All To See (xtube.com)

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