The Tits And Asses of "Girls n' Glasses"

By Gram Ponante, 11:30 AM on Fri Jun 5 2009, 22,694 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Porn is all about vulnerability and accessibility, right? No? Well, that theory might still have some holes. Speaking of holes, visually impaired women have them too, and Digital Sin is betting they will feel grateful to get them filled.

Some of the 12 scenes in this compilation, let's face it, feature women who don't need the glasses they're wearing. Furthermore, I feel that a woman who needs her bifocals to fuck might be too remedial for my worldly, sadder but wiser sensibilities.

Still, from a purely fetish point of view, stick a pair of glasses on Memphis Monroe or Alicia Alighatti or--and this actually occurs in nature--Eva Angelina and you suddenly have a smart girl who wants to fuck you.

The specs are mostly incidental in this movie, mostly peered over the top of as fellatio is administered, rarely covered in ropey volleys, but they're there, and at least seem more pornographically iconic than a compilation disc of women getting fucked in tricorner hats.

· Digital Sin (digitalsin.com)