Though we've always been grateful for its popularization of the word MILF, we tuned out the "American Pie" series shortly after its second installment. If only someone had told us that "American Pie 5" had actual, factual nudity in it.

Why, if we'd known that, we totally would have bought the movie rented it from Netflix scrounged up a free clip of the naked ladies somewhere on the internet, years later. Which, actually, is what we did anyway. So we guess it all worked out, then.

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