MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release

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When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting.

That's why they've gone and compiled the best scenes they had from their award-winning MILF series to create 'The Best of Cheating Housewives' featuring an all star cast. Seriously, every single scene in this release is a fucking winner. That's powerful stuff in today's sagging porn market.

Lisa Ann gets power drilled by Ben English in a playful grudge fuck between two of Porn Valley's most powerful porn agents. Lisa demonstrates her Gumby-esque superpowers, exhibiting both alacrity and a surprising limberness, all the while locking her hungry stare on Ben's and demanding more. Their scene alone is compelling enough to carry this title, but that's just the start.

Sweet OG MILF Vicky Vette takes a sugary ride on her partner's candy cane, her luscious pink gash greedily slurping up every hard inch with her picture perfect lips drooling hot nectar onto his balls.

Sexy legend Nina Hartley proves why she's a sex educator, among other amazing things, by taking two of the biggest black shadow sticks in the history of porn at the same time--one of which looks surprisingly like that Rico the Destroyer guy. Any other performer would crumble under the pressure of proving pleasure to these two over endowed gentlemen, but Hartley has the situation well in hand as she devours both up her hungry holes.

Julia Ann is always a pleasure to watch, particularly with thug life Derrick Pierce expertly drilling her to high pitched ecstasy--and we never turn down the chance to watch Tiffany Minx or sultry diva bitch Nikita Denise take a hard pounding in their prime.

With all this MILFing goodness, the only thing left to ask is who's going to watch the children when they start working on racking up scenes for volume 2?

"Best of Cheating Housewives" drops next week from Smash Pictures. Get a babysitter then go pick up your copy.