Kayden Kross Looks Breathtaking In "Swing Time"

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A title like "Swing Time" originally made us believe this Kayden Kross movie was either a Tiger Woods spoof or a period piece about dirty dancing. Instead, the Adam & Eve feature centers around key parties, which, coincidentally, are our favorite kind of parties.

Kayden Kross is joined by Kagney Linn Karter, Holly West, Angelina Valentine, Sativa Rose, and beautiful red daydream Dani Jensen (who's delightful, almost like a sexy young Lindsey Lohan—but without the psychotic lesbian DJ girlfriend or the cocaine halo. Did we mention that she has beautiful red hair? Yeah. She does. And, even better, she looks like she really enjoys the proper fucking that Derrick Pierce expertly gives her. There's a reason his friends call him the manwhore with a heart, because he really cares.)

Together, this diverse cast explores the illicit world of swinging, in a David Lord vehicle that's sure to capture hearts and genitals from coast to coast when it drops.

The plot centers around the urban myth that horny sailors in San Diego used to get together with their buddies' wives, each depositing their keys into a fishbowl, with the women fishing out a set and leaving with the owner. Sounds like good, clean, family fun if you ask us!

Kayden looks breathtaking with a cock in her mouth or buried balls deep up her hot pink bubble gum snatch. It's no surprise she's often referred to as too pretty for porn. Stunning barely seems to cover some of these shots.

"Swing Time" releases next Tuesday—but we spent an extraordinary amount of time collecting and cleaning this gallery for you, so take a gander. Dani is the red head, FYI.